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A crazy lilo race on the river nevis, involving some jumps, rapids and brute strength. Not for the faint hearted but guaranteed to be lots of fun.



Participants have to negotiate a 2-mile stretch of the icy cold River Nevis on an air-bed (Lilo), navigating the Gurgling Gorge, the Leg Breaker and the Lower Falls Leap!

Who's Coming

This is a list of entries for this event. If you think you should be here and you are not then let us know.


1)  GB   The hadleys  -  Clare Hadley
2)  GB   The Flange Factory  -  Lucy Bell
3)  GB   Team live a little  -  Catriona Macleod
4)  GB   Caroline Klinge  -  Caroline Klinge
5)  GB     -  Hannah MacGillivray
6)  GB   Team Name  -  Lesley Brown
7)  GB   Neptune : God of the Sea  -  Laura Cowie
8)  GB   Team Name  -  Donna Watson
9)  GB   The Hoff  -  Kimberley Forgan
10)  GB   The Hoff  -  Claire Barkworth
11)  GB   Baywatch  -  Helena Hamilton
12)  GB   Baywatch  -  Kerin Watson
13)  GB   Baywatch  -  Shelley Watson
14)  GB   lizzietd  -  Lesley Brown
15)  GB   Craigentinny Dental Care  -  shellby raines
16)  GB   Craigentinny Dental Care  -  jill sillence
17)  GB   Craigentinny Dental Care  -  Danielle Wallace
18)  GB   Craigentinny Dental Care  -  susi morton
19)  GB   Forward Motion  -  Fern Dunseith
20)  GB   No Drama  -  Alice Hamling
21)  GB   The hadleys  -  Neal Hadley
22)  GB   the floaters  -  anthony mayne
23)  GB   the floaters  -  william pickering
24)  GB   The Flange Factory  -  Dan McGuigan
25)  GB   Team Name  -  Ian Holden
26)  GB   Team Name  -  Donald  MacDonald
27)  GB   HMP Hull  -  Paul Nicholson
28)  GB   colin mcmillan  -  colin mcmillan
29)  GB   the hilltoppers  -  danny bates
30)  GB   the hilltoppers  -  rob bourne
31)  GB   the hilltoppers  -  rich  harrison
32)  GB   the hilltoppers  -  andy holman
33)  GB   the hilltoppers  -  kev york
34)  GB   Team live a little  -  Cailean Macleod
35)  GB   Team Name  -  robin  johnston
36)  GB   Team Name  -  anna  johnston
37)  GB   Team Name  -  anne crowe
38)  GB   Team Name  -  jackie crosbie
39)  GB   Peter Owen 1  -  Peter  Owen 1
40)  GB   Peter Owen 2  -  Peter Owen 2
41)  GB   Peter Owen 3  -  Peter Owen 3
42)  GB   Peter Owen 4  -  Peter Owen 4
43)  GB   Peter Owen 5  -  Peter Owen 5
44)  GB   Mike Hunt and Friends  -  Peter Willis
45)  GB   Mike Hunt and Friends  -  Ralph Barnett
46)  GB   Mike Hunt and Friends  -  Ralph Barnett
47)  GB   Mike Hunt and Friends  -  Michael Marr
48)  GB   Mike Hunt and Friends  -  Andrew Spence
49)  GB   Screwloose  -  PAUL NICHOLSON
50)  GB   Screwloose  -  COLIN MCMILLAN
51)  GB   Screwloose  -  KARL  RAWLINGS
52)  GB   Screwloose  -  DAVE FOSTON
53)  GB   Malcolm Campbell  -  Malcolm Campbell
54)  GB   Not sure i can swim  -  Andrew Thorpe
55)  GB   Not sure i can swim  -  Thomas Beach
56)  GB   Not sure i can swim  -  Paul Amphlett
57)  GB   Not sure i can swim  -  David Williams
58)  GB   Not sure i can swim  -  Matt Wilson
59)  GB   Not sure i can swim  -  Tommy Tognarelli
60)  GB   Not sure i can swim  -  Adi Tognarelli
61)  GB   Not sure i can swim  -  Andrew Makin
62)  GB   Not sure i can swim  -  Ollie Hibbs
63)  GB   Bill's Battens  -  Bill Batten
64)  GB   Bill's Battens  -  Euan Batten
65)  GB   mark  -  mark stephenson
66)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Paul Edgar
67)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Justin Rix
68)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Matt Carter
69)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Andy Mercer
70)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Pete Middleton
71)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Craig Edgar
72)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Paul Andrew
73)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Nick Leek
74)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Martin Jenkins
75)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Mike Kay
76)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Richard Carter
77)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Olly Barnett
78)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Tim Tharratt
79)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Chris Daddy
80)  GB   Freds the Stag  -  Mark Skinner
81)  GB   Team Blane  -  Tom Blane
82)  GB   Rubber duck  -  david jablonka
83)  GB   Team Blane  -  Richard Blane
84)  GB   Gaybalou  -  Tom Summers
85)  GB   Gaybaluoa  -  Andrew MacGIllivray
86)  GB   Eddie   -  Teddy Rimer
87)  GB   Ed Ibbetson  -  Edward Ibbetson
88)  GB   Ed Ibbetson  -  Edward ibbetson
89)  GB   Torpedo Tim  -  Tim Catterall
90)  GB   Watch Out for My Bow Wave  -  Peter Scullion
91)  GB   Poseidon Adventure  -  Paul Downie
92)  GB   Hibs  -  Andrew Gillespie
93)  GB   Hibs  -  Jamie Gillespie
94)  GB   Hibs  -  Robert  Scott Moncrieff
95)  GB   Hibs  -  Jack Cumming
96)  GB   Wet and Wide  -  Chris Curness
97)  GB   Wet and Wide  -  Derek Gibson
98)  GB   Team Name  -  david mathewson
99)  GB   Team Name  -  allan marshall
100)  GB   Team Name  -  john nisbit
101)  GB   Fast and daft  -  Andrew Black
102)  GB   Team Hammock Productions  -  Thomas Hallett
103)  GB   Team Hammock Productions  -  David  Lund
104)  GB   Lukesta  -  Luke Yardley
105)  GB   Not sure i can swim  -  Richard Greatbatch
106)  GB   Lets go and do it  -  Pete Hallett
107)  GB   Team Name  -  Kenneth Hallett
108)  GB   Lets go and do it  -  Roger Hallett
109)  GB   GoOnDareYou  -  Glenn Mullan
110)  GB   GoOnDareYou  -  Neil Cunningham
111)  GB   Stirling Squirrels  -  Edward Duncan
112)  GB   Stirling Squirrels  -  Matt McLay
113)  GB   The Creeps  -  Craig McMahon
114)  GB   The Creeps  -  Alex Mirley
115)  GB   The Creeps  -  Tom Mirley
116)  GB   Team Name  -  Thomas Harris
117)  GB   Craigentinny Dental Care  -  david kilroy
118)  GB   Craigentinny Dental Care  -  fraser hendrie
119)  GB   Craigentinny Dental Care  -  john booth
120)  GB   Wave Runner  -  Ryan McGarry
121)  GB   Wave Runner  -  Ryan McGarry
122)  GB   gorf  -  neil craik
123)  GB   kamikaze  -  Ben hyatt
124)  GB   kamikaze   -  Alex Carolan
125)  GB   the slippery nipples  -  Peter Macnab
126)  GB   the slippery nipples  -  Matt Wilson
127)  GB   No Drama  -  John Naiker
128)  GB   Team Duncs  -  Calum King
129)  GB   steve hammond  -  steve hammond
130)  GB   Cant Swim  -  Christopher Findlay
131)  GB   The Dogs Bollocks  -  scott brown
132)  GB   The Dogs Bollocks  -  Neil webster
133)  GB   Rapid Burns  -  Ian Stevenson
134)  GB   Hoof Hearted  -  gareth archer
135)  GB   Team Stan  -  daniel cook
136)  GB   Team Stan  -  stacey wilkinson
137)  GB   No Drama  -  Phoebe  Hamling


Please retains these terms and conditions for future reference
Definitions “Conditions” means these terms and conditions of entry for the Event. “Entry Form” means the website pages which must be completed in order to participate in the Event. ”Event” means the event named on the Entry Form. “Event Organiser” means No Fuss Events, a company registered in Scotland. “Fee” means the price of entry into the Event as set out in the Entry Form. “Participant” means the person named on the Entry Form who will be participating in the Event.
Acceptance of Conditions: These Conditions shall apply in place of and prevail over any terms or conditions (whether or not in conflict or inconsistent with these Conditions) contained or referred to in any documentation submitted by the Participant or in correspondence or elsewhere or implied by trade custom, practice or course of dealing. A variation of these Conditions is only valid if the Event Organiser (No Fuss) gives notice to the Participant in writing in any official Event material or correspondence prior to the Event (including via email), The Participant shall be deemed to have accepted these Conditions upon completion of the Entry Form.
Participation 2.1 The Participant acknowledges that participation in the Event is physically strenuous. It is acknowledged that participation in the Event will be physically demanding and the Participant is aware of the nature of the Event and associated medical and physical risks involved.
2.2 The Participant agrees that he/she is physically capable of competing in the Event and agrees to be solely responsible for his/her actions and the Event Organiser, its officers, employees, agents, affiliates, associated companies, sponsors or medical advisers are not responsible for any injury or illness that the Participant may suffer as a result of his/her participation in the Event. The Participant accepts that should any medical or physical condition arise prior to the Event which is likely to affect his/her ability to participate, the Participant will withdraw in accordance with these Conditions.
2.3 The Participant agrees to abide by all applicable event rules and regulation. The Participant shall not be entitled to a refund of the Fees if he or she is disqualified from the Event as a result of an infringement of these Conditions or any such rules and regulations. The Event Organiser is also entitled to impose Event rules upon the Participant from time to time which will form part of these Conditions. The relevant rules and regulations may be obtained from the NO Fuss website under event specific rules.
2.4 The Participant must present for registration process at the times and on the day as instructed in the Event Information which will be issued by the Event Organiser before the Event.
2.5 It is the Participant’s responsibility to provide and use necessary equipment which complies with rules and event regulations.
2.6 The Event Organiser may introduce cut off times as they see fit as part of the Event rules, being limits on the time taken to complete sections of the Event (as initiated by the Event Organiser at its discretion) to ensure the safe and proper running of the Event. Subsequently, participants may be instructed to withdraw from the event in accordance with imposed cut off times.
2.7 The Event Organiser reserves the right at any time to remove Participants from the Event or prevent Participants participating in the Event if in the Event Organiser’s sole discretion, it considers such action necessary for safety reasons or the proper enjoyment of the Event by other Participants or for any other reasonable reason. No refund of the Fee shall be made if the Participant has acted negligently, maliciously, with wilful misconduct or otherwise without due care and attention for the Event or other participants, so as to cause his/her removal.
2.8 While the Event Organiser takes every care with the staging of the Event, the Participant acknowledges that personal accident and personal items insurance is his or her sole responsibility.
2.9 The minimum age of entry for events is 16 years old at the 31st December of the Event year. Participants who are under 16 years old on the 31st December of the Event year may race in specific events if identified in the events specific rules.
2.10 All decisions and rulings by the Event Organiser, its employees and its agents are considered final. Accordingly, the Participant will comply with all Event rules and all instructions and guidelines given by stewards, marshals, and safety personnel. The Participant acknowledges and agrees that the Event Organiser will organise and run the Event and will have sole authority and be the final arbiter on all decisions relating to the safety, running and organisation of the Event, the rules of the Event, the timings/finish times and the placing.
2.11 These Conditions are personal to the Participant and it may not assign any of its rights or obligations under this Agreement without the prior written consent of the Event Organiser. The Participant represents and warrants that the Entry is purchased for personal use only, that it cannot be donated free of charge or otherwise given away for free, and that it is not purchased as part of any form of business or commercial activity (save as expressly authorised by the Event Organiser), and in particular, that the Entry may not be resold or offered for resale by anyone whether at a premium or otherwise and may not be used for advertising, promotion use as a prize (including in competitions and sweepstakes), travel packages, or for any other trade purposes. Donation, give away, resale or attempted resale is grounds for seizure or cancellation without refund or other compensation.
2.12 The Participant acknowledges and accepts that circumstances concerning an Event may change from time to time for reasons out of the Event Organiser’s reasonable control or otherwise, without the Event Organiser incurring any liability and without any rights to withdrawal being accrued by the Participant other than set out in clause 4 below. By way of example, and for illustration purposes only, car parking arrangements and issues with hotels, may arise/change but such changes/issues will not allow the Participant to withdraw and nor will the Event Organiser be deemed liable except as otherwise set out herein.
Bookings and Payments 3.1 In consideration for being granted the right to participate, the Participant must pay the Fee by no later than the closing date set out on the Entry Form.
3.2 The Participant shall either (a) complete the Entry Form online and submit it together with payment of the Fee online in accordance with the Event Organisers’ website or (b) complete the Entry Form by hand and fill in the appropriate card details and send it by post. 3.3 The Participant shall not be eligible or entitled to participate in the Event until full payment of the Fee has been received by the Event Organiser. No payment shall be deemed to have been received until the Event Organiser has received cleared funds.
Withdrawal, Cancellations or Alterations 4.1 The Event Organiser operates a 7 day cooling off period. Accordingly, the Participant is entitled to cancel his/her application to participate provided the Event Organiser receives written notice of cancellation within 7 days of payment of the Fee (payment being deemed made for the purposes of this clause 4.1 by clicking on the make payment link on the Protx Secure Payment webpage or receipt of the Entry Form sent by post in accordance with clause 3.1 above). During this 7 day period the Participant is able to cancel its entry and receive a full refund of the Fee by emailing [email protected] or writing to the Event Organiser, No Fuss Events, Tigh Mo Mhiann, Croft 48, Banavie, Inverness shire PH33 7PB. The notice must be received by the end of the 7 day cooling off period.
4.2 The Event Organiser reserves the right to change the date of the Event. In the event of such change of date of the Event, and the Participant is unable to attend on the revised date, he/she has three weeks to inform the Event Organiser in writing from when the change in date is announced to receive a refund of their Entry Fee.
4.3 The Participant acknowledges that participant places are limited and payment of the Fee and reservation of the place has an affect on logistics and the subscription for the Event. Accordingly, subject to clauses 4.1 and 4.2 above, the Participant may only withdraw from the Event at any time, subject to the following:
4.3.1 If the Participant withdraws from the Event 90 days or more before the Event he/she will receive no refund but upon request the Event Organiser will provide the Participant with a place free of charge in the same Event the following year, provided such event takes place.
4.3.2 If a Participant pulls out of the Event between 89 days and 8 days before the Event he/she will receive no refund from the Event Organiser but upon request the Event Organiser will reserve the Participant’s entry for the Event which it proposes to run the following year subject to the Participant completing an entry form and paying the applicable entry fee for such event within the stipulated time limits for such event.
4.3.3 If the Participant pulls out of the Event with 7 days or less of the Event or if the Participant fails to register for the Event he/she will receive no refund or reserved entry for any future race or event.
4.4 No Participant shall be entitled to change the race category further to submitting the Entry Form.
4.5 Notice of withdrawal from the Event must be communicated by withdrawing through the online admin service on the event website or by writing to the Event Organiser, No Fuss Events, Tigh Mo Mhiann, Croft 48, Banavie Withdrawals WILL NOT be accepted by telephone. Date of receipt of notice will dictate whether or not a free or guaranteed place is offered for the following year in accordance with this clause 4.
4.6 Should places in any category for the Event be oversubscribed, the Event Organiser reserves the right to either offer the Participant a place in a suitable alternative category for such Event or withdraw the offer of a place.
4.7 In the event the Event Organiser withdraws the offer of a place to the Participant in the Event for any reason at any time it will provide the Participant with a full refund of the Fee, with no further liability whatsoever arising from such withdrawal. Notwithstanding this clause 4.7 no refund shall be made where otherwise set out herein (including for the avoidance of doubt clauses 2.3, 2.8 and 2.14).
4.8 The Event Organiser reserves the right to amend the Event format or cancel the Event due to circumstances beyond its reasonable control. In the event of the Event being cancelled it shall provide the Participant with a full refund with no further liability whatsoever arising from such cancellation, if the event is changed to another format the Participant will not be entitled to any refund and there shall be no further liability whatsoever arising from such change of format
4.9 The withdrawal policy set out in this clause 4 does not apply to Charity Pledge Place Participants whose places are the property of the charity.
Event Organiser Responsibilities/Liability 5.1 Notwithstanding anything in these Conditions the Event Organiser shall not be liable to the Participant for any liability in contract, tort (including negligence) or otherwise for any loss of business, revenue or profits, anticipated savings or wasted expenditure, loss or damage of or to personal equipment belonging to the Participant or any indirect or consequential loss or damage whatsoever (notwithstanding that such loss was within the contemplation of the parties at the date of submitting the Entry Form) arising out of the Participant taking part in the Event or any other matter arising under these Conditions nor for an aggregate amount greater than the Fee paid by the Participant. Without limiting the foregoing, the Event Organiser will not be liable for any actions of any spectators or other third parties unless otherwise set out herein.
5.2 Accordingly the Participant hereby expressly and irrevocably renounces, for him/herself, heirs and successors in title the right to any recourse or claims whatsoever against the Event Organiser, its officers, employees, suppliers and/or sponsors and/or persons for whom it is answerable (“Associated Parties”) as a result of any kind of physical, mental or other loss or damage of whatsoever nature (including any loss of earnings, profits, or pain and suffering) suffered by the Participant, directly or indirectly, or by his/her family or by any dependents and caused by an event in any way relating to the Participant’s participation in Event, and the Participant hereby undertakes, for him/herself, heirs and successors in title to indemnify and hold harmless the Event Organiser, and the Associated Parties for any costs and/or amount which they or any of them may be required to pay as a result of any recourse or claim aforesaid by whomsoever made. The Participant also agrees to indemnify the Event Organiser and the Associated Parties for any claim, actions, liabilities or losses resulting from any breach of the Participant’s declarations above and/or the Participant’s negligent acts or omissions and/or wilful misconduct.
5.3 Nothing in these Conditions shall exclude or limit the liability of the Event Organiser: 5.3.1 for death or personal injury caused by the Event Organiser’s negligence;
5.3.2 for fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation; or
5.3.3 for any matter which it would be illegal for the Event Organiser to exclude or attempt to exclude liability.
5.4 This clause 5 shall be read and construed and shall have effect subject to any limitation imposed by any applicable law.
Publicity and Results 6.1 The Participant irrevocably consents to:
6.1.1 his/her appearance in the Event being filmed, recorded, incorporated and exploited in whole or in part in any television programme, film, video or broadcast of whatever nature by all means and in all media and formats now or invented after the date of these Conditions; and
6.1.2 the use and reproduction of the Participant’s name, likeness, appearance and photographs, films and recordings by all means and in all media for the purpose of advertising, publicity and otherwise in relation to the exploitation of the Event (and future events) and/or the promotion of the Event (and future events) and the commercial rights relating to the Event (and future events) provided that such use does not imply direct endorsement by the Participant of any official sponsor or supplier of the Event.
6.2 Any film, photographs (by camera or mobile phone), or any other recording of moving or still picture, and all intellectual property in connection therewith (including but not limited to copyright) shall remain the property of the Event Organiser, and where such intellectual property does not automatically vest in the Event Organiser, these Conditions shall constitute a legally binding assignment thereof and/or the Participant shall sign all reasonable documentation required to give affect thereto. Accordingly any such recording shall not be used other than for private use without the Event Organiser’s prior written consent.
6.3 The Event Organiser will use best endeavours to provide an Event finish time for the Participant however it cannot be held responsible for any computer result anomalies or any technical malfunctions.
General 7.1 These Conditions (and the documents referred to in them) constitute the entire agreement and understanding of the parties and supersede any previous agreement between the parties relating to the Event. The Participant acknowledges and agrees that in submitting the Entry Form (and the documents referred to in it) it does not rely on, and shall have no remedy in respect of, any statement, representation, warranty, understanding, promise or assurance (whether negligently or innocently made) of any person (whether party to these Conditions or not) other than as expressly set out in these Conditions.
7.2 Nothing in these Conditions shall constitute or be deemed to constitute a partnership between the parties hereto or constitute or be deemed to constitute either party as agent of the other for any purpose whatsoever and neither party shall have authority or power to bind the other or to contract in the name of the other in any way or for any purpose.
7.3 No waiver by either party of a breach or a default hereunder shall be effective unless in writing and signed by both parties and any such waiver shall not be deemed to be a waiver of any subsequent breach or default of the same or similar nature.
7.4 To the extent permitted by law all provisions of these Conditions shall be severable and no provision shall be affected by the invalidity or unenforceability of any other provision with the remaining provisions if necessary, being so amended as shall be necessary to give effect to the spirit of these Conditions so far as possible.
7.5 These Conditions shall be interpreted in accordance with the laws of Scotland and any dispute arising hereunder shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the Courts.